SALT LAKE CITY - A spokesman from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today the addition of a new session of General Conference specific to Primary-aged children.
"Temples across Utah have seen an unprecedented amount of traffic over the past week. The Brethren had hoped this influx was due to a renewed effort to perform saving ordinances for deceased ancestors, but analysts confirm that the more likely cause is the 'Holy War' football game between BYU and Utah."
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AMERICAN FORK, Utah—Sister Samantha Grimes, 28, is recovering from a gastric ulcer reportedly caused by an overbearing local Relief Society.
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NEPHI, Utah—An 11-readers-long scripture snake was abruptly halted today after one brother was caught "off-guard" when it came to his turn to read.
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PLEASANT GROVE, Utah—Several members left a Utah County Sunday School class feeling slightly guilty after Sister Debra Shields, 41, did her best to manipulate members' into joining the ward choir.
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The Law of Chastity is a blessing. Bishoprics that are uncomfortable teaching it are a curse.
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REXBURG, Idaho—In a stunning announcement from BYU-I administration, the university's controversial Honor Code now bans students from wearing "clothing of any kind" on campus.
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These have really been chaffing my wheat lately.
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Lattes, mochas, cappuccinos—the list goes on and on. Here's a Mormon's guide to coffee beverage terms.
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BOUNTIFUL, Utah—Mother's Day, 2017. It's the day the McGuires do something a little out of the ordinary for their mother—the dishes.
