Search

The Sunday Pews

Church Announces New Primary Session of General Conference

SALT LAKE CITY - A spokesman from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today the addition of a new session of General Conference specific to Primary-aged children.

Featured post

Overbearing Relief Society Causes Bleeding Ulcer; Visits Sister in Hospital

AMERICAN FORK, Utah—Sister Samantha Grimes, 28, is recovering from a gastric ulcer reportedly caused by an overbearing local Relief Society. 

Advertisements

‘Uh Sorry, Where Are We?’ Says Brother in Gospel Doctrine When Asked to Read

NEPHI, Utah—An 11-readers-long scripture snake was abruptly halted today after one brother was caught "off-guard" when it came to his turn to read.

Desperate Sister Does Best to Guilt Members Into Joining Ward Choir

PLEASANT GROVE, Utah—Several members left a Utah County Sunday School class feeling slightly guilty after Sister Debra Shields, 41, did her best to manipulate members' into joining the ward choir.

73 Things Still Less Awkward Than a YSA Bishopric’s Chastity Lesson

The Law of Chastity is a blessing. Bishoprics that are uncomfortable teaching it are a curse.

BREAKING: BYU-Idaho Alters Honor Code, Now Bans “Clothing of Any Kind”

REXBURG, Idaho—In a stunning announcement from BYU-I administration, the university's controversial Honor Code now bans students from wearing "clothing of any kind" on campus.

7 Devastating Addictions Latter-day Saints Need to Watch Out For

These have really been chaffing my wheat lately.

A Mormon’s Guide to Coffee Beverage Terms

Lattes, mochas, cappuccinos—the list goes on and on. Here's a Mormon's guide to coffee beverage terms.

Dad, Kids Honor Mother’s Day With Annual Dish Washing

BOUNTIFUL, Utah—Mother's Day, 2017. It's the day the McGuires do something a little out of the ordinary for their mother—the dishes.

BREAKING: Church Drops Scouting Program, Moms Everywhere “Unsure of What to Nag Sons About Now”

SALT LAKE CITY —  The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is breaking ties with the Boy Scouts program and mothers everywhere are asking, "what will I nag my sons about now?" The Church made the announcement Thursday morning, saying the... Continue Reading →

Powered by WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: