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Watching the Super Bowl on a Sunday? Local Brother Pretends to Wrestle Over “Tough” Decision
“Let’s be honest, we’re all watching.”
BYU YSA Narrowly Evades Roommate and Girlfriend in Living Room
PROVO, Utah—Engineering student Steve Perkins is counting his blessings for the 74th consecutive night after quietly escaping …
Top 10 Fears Only Mormons Have
What are Mormons really afraid of? The results *dramatic pause* may disturb you.
15 Signs You’re Just There for the Refreshments
“But will there be food?”
Temple Attendance Triples in Preparation for Holy War
“Temples across Utah have seen an unprecedented amount of traffic over the past week. The Brethren had hoped this influx was due to a renewed effort to perform saving ordinances for deceased ancestors, but analysts confirm that the more likely cause is the ‘Holy War’ football game between BYU and Utah.”
Overbearing Relief Society Causes Bleeding Ulcer; Visits Sister in Hospital
AMERICAN FORK, Utah—Sister Samantha Grimes, 28, is recovering from a gastric ulcer reportedly caused by an overbearing local Relief Society.
‘Uh Sorry, Where Are We?’ Says Brother in Gospel Doctrine When Asked to Read
NEPHI, Utah—An 11-readers-long scripture snake was abruptly halted today after one brother was caught “off-guard” when it came to his turn to read.
Desperate Sister Does Best to Guilt Members Into Joining Ward Choir
PLEASANT GROVE, Utah—Several members left a Utah County Sunday School class feeling slightly guilty after Sister Debra Shields, 41, did her best to manipulate members’ into joining the ward choir.
73 Things Still Less Awkward Than a YSA Bishopric’s Chastity Lesson
The Law of Chastity is a blessing. Bishoprics that are uncomfortable teaching it are a curse.
