Category: Youth

Dating LDS Pews Youth

Local Youth Annihilates Candy Crush Record During Stake Dance

UMATILLA, Ore. – Newly ordained Priest Timothy Sterling, or as his fellow quorum members refer to him, “The GOAT”, totally smashed his Candy Crush record during Saturday night’s stake dance, sources say.

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Church Meetings LDS Pews Youth

Parents Accused of Quickly Writing Forgetful Son’s Talk Early Sunday Morning

SCRANTON, Penn. – A local emeritus deacon’s quorum president is accused of having forgotten his assignment to speak in church today, allegedly resulting in a quickly written talk by one of his parents this morning, sources say.